FRONT PAGE

GRADES PLUMMET AS TEACHERS START DOING THEIR JOB

2-22-10

Brooklyn, NY (USA) - Parents are outraged as over 80 percent of student’s grades were in decline last semester. This news coincides with a new initiative that teachers be forced... MORE

WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT GUNS MAY KILL YOU

2-22-10

Flint, Michigan (USA) - After extensive research the Columbia Center for Health Studies has come to the conclusion that guns are dangerous. “These things in the wrong hands could... MORE

INSURGENTS CRY FOUL, DEMAND RETURN TO GITMO

2-7-10

Guantanamo, Cuba - Following President Barack Obama’s promise to bring the military prison at Guantanamo Bay to a close, many of those captured during the middle... MORE

NEW STUDY SHOWS 90% OF NEWBORNS ARE UGLY

2-6-10

Los Angeles, California (USA) - After two years of research, scientists at the University of Southern California are showcasing the findings of a very alarming study. After sitting... MORE

ARTS

STEVEN TYLER’S FACE PLEADS WITH HIM TO QUIT DRUGS 

2-15-10

Early this morning Steven Tyler’s face released a statement to the press that if Mr. Tyler’s actions concerning drug use do not cease and... MORE

POLITICS

OBAMA SIGNS REVOLUTIONARY LABOR ACT

2-7-10

Washington, DC (USA) - Unemployment statistics reaching record highs forced the executive branch and congress to pass a revolutionary labor act early this... MORE

INTERNATIONAL

JAPANESE SPAWN THIRD GENDER

1-29-10

Osaka, Japan - In a shocking news conference, the Japanese revealed Tuesday that they have created what is being called a "third gender." The experiment apparently began nearly 17 years ago... MORE

FINANCE

WALL STREET PROTESTS, CLAIMS “NOT FAIR”

2-1-10

Wall Street, NY (USA) - Wall street has ground to a halt as thousands of traders are down in the street demonstrating against the new presidential proposal to limit speculative trading and tax annual... MORE

NOT SO DAILY CARTOON

   Matthew Mayer

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